esmaspäev, juuni 14, 2004
Lame Jokes
Dan Froomkin's got Bush's knee-slapper from his father's birthday party. Get ready for some funny:
Here comes the big joke:
"You're probably wondering how I got to be the family spokesman. (Laughter.)
"Well, we polled the family. And rumor has it, somewhere in our large family, the tiebreaking vote for tonight's speaker was cast by a fourth cousin by the name of Chad. (Laughter and applause.)
"While holding his son above the crib, Chad's father reports that the lad burped, and it sounded like, "George W." (Laughter.)
Wait for it...
"Once again, my life was affected by a dangling chad. (Laughter and applause.)"
Get it? Dangling chad! Froomkin's also got a request:
Has Bush ever told a worse joke? Really? Send it to me at froomkin@washingtonpost.com.
Help a brother out, y'all.
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Dan Froomkin's got Bush's knee-slapper from his father's birthday party. Get ready for some funny:
Here comes the big joke:
"You're probably wondering how I got to be the family spokesman. (Laughter.)
"Well, we polled the family. And rumor has it, somewhere in our large family, the tiebreaking vote for tonight's speaker was cast by a fourth cousin by the name of Chad. (Laughter and applause.)
"While holding his son above the crib, Chad's father reports that the lad burped, and it sounded like, "George W." (Laughter.)
Wait for it...
"Once again, my life was affected by a dangling chad. (Laughter and applause.)"
Get it? Dangling chad! Froomkin's also got a request:
Has Bush ever told a worse joke? Really? Send it to me at froomkin@washingtonpost.com.
Help a brother out, y'all.
