laupäev, märts 27, 2004

Memo to Karen Hughes

From the White House:

Karen, if you want to profit off of your connection to the president and first-hand knowledge of the workings of the White House by writing a positive book about President Bush, go right ahead.

No reason to question your motives whatsoever. Everything you say will obviously be true because it will be positive. Not like that career government employee who worked for four presidents. He's lying scum. Be sure to mention that in any interviews you do. Also, if you don't mind, suggest that he's a racist. If you want to say he's gay, we won't mind that either.

Just get your book out as soon as possible. Seriously, we need help.

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